London has been sunning itself for the past few weeks in olympic glory. What a place to live it must be. The closing ceremony is going to celebrate 50 years of British pop music and all that is comical about the UK. I can't wait for the MET Police routine. The MET who watched riots for three days and only then thought it might be a good idea to act. The MET who searched Tia Sharps grandparents house for a missing body three times and only on the fourth occassion decided to bring some ladders and search the loft. The MET who took bribes from the press and then decided not to investigate the press. Keystone cops routine at the Olympics as the MET take the centre stage. A lone piano. BUT what music should the MET set their routine to.